Mayor Rob Ford To Become Motivational Speaker

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced today that once his term is completed, he is considering becoming a motivational speaker.

“We’ve all been there.  You’re at a party, and someone starts passing round the crack.  All that peer pressure, you give in and take some.  Next thing you know, you’re involved in local politics and the mayor the largest city in Canada!  We’ve all been there.”

Mayor Ford says that if his message can stop even one kid from taking up crack and the inevitable subsequent involvement in municipal affairs, it would be worth it.

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