Pope Francis caused a scene in Rome this morning when he walked through several of the cities plazas daring onlookers to “bring it”, and greeting them with a raised middle finger.
“Don’t like it? Assassinate me, mother fucker.” He was heard to say to a group of bikers.
This marks the latest, and most blatant, action by the Pontiff attempting to get someone, anyone, to kill him. Other attempts include comments on homosexuality that bordered on “welcoming”, discussion of corruption at the Vatican, and denouncing members of the mafia.
“They’re not biting. Pussies.” The Pope said, when asked for comment.