Moxy Früvous Reunion Tour Looking Increasingly Less Likely

The three other members of the band Moxy Früvous are beginning to realize that a reunion tour for the group is not likely to happen in the next little while, thanks to the October 2014 sexual assault scandal of Jian Ghomeshi.

“One of the first things my agent said to me when this happened was ‘there’s no such thing as bad publicity, if they’re talking about you, they’re thinking about you.’ But honestly, I don’t think we’re going to get back together over this.” One of the members of the band told us, under the condition of anonymity, even though you have a 1 in 3 chance of guessing correctly.

“Even four months later, I just haven’t seen the uptick my agent said would happen.”  Another band member told us.

“Not that I’d even want to play with him now.” The first bandmate told us.

“Oh yeah.” The second agreed. “No, he’s a horrendous person.”

“I barely liked him when we were a band.” The last band member added.

“We could probably do this without him eh?” Member 1 asked.

“Moxy Früv?”  The second asked?

“Moxy Früv!” All three band members agreed in unison.

The Moxy Früv tour will begin in Toronto in June and travel the country over the following four months.


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