Feeling the effect of a shortened day, local man Johan Von Burst announced today that he is seriously considering moving to Arizona or Saskatchewan, basically anywhere that does not have the “Bullshit Daylight Fucking Savings”.
“It’s bullshit, is what it is.” Johan told us. “Why the hell are we still doing this? Farmer’s don’t care. Hell, Saskatchewan is ninety percent farmers and they don’t move their clocks. Why am I? I work in a damn office. It was finally light out when I was going to work on Friday. And now I’m plunged back into darkness.”
“It’s bullshit, is what it is.” Johan reaffirmed.