Citing his government’s recent purchase of four new 80” televisions, Alberta Premier Jim Prentice defended his additional purchases of four of Sony’s Playstation 4 units, and four of Microsoft’s X-Box One units, to go with them.
“Look. We only had 65” screens before. You can’t video conference on bullshit like that, and you certainly can’t really get a good game of Assassin’s Creed going either. Seriously, how can I be expected to play GTA V on a goddamned 65” screen? I’m the fucking Premier of Alberta, not some fucking peasant!”
Prentice, who plays online under the username “Alb_Prem_69”, who then winked when saying the “69”, making everyone in the room very uncomfortable, defended his actions saying that the Playstation Plus, and X-Box Live accounts comes out of his own pocket, thus “saving tax payers almost $110 a year.”
“Look. It’s simple. We want to do some heists in GTA Online, and we need huge screens with fucking hi def on that shit for them. And we obvs need the X-Box Ones for when Halo 5 comes out, cos that shit will be un fucking real.”
“Oh, and B T Dubs, Fallout 4 is spec-fucking-tacular on these things.”
“You’re welcome Alberta. Vote PC!”
Prentice then clarified “I mean Progressive Conservative, not Personal Computer. I feel that could have been ambiguous given the context of the discussion.”