Passport Photo Oddly Great Picture

(Toronto, ON) -Local serial killer Oscar Van Smith was compelled to show his passport photo to his unknowing co-workers this afternoon, after mentioning that he had picked up the item over his lunch break.

“Wow.  That is a really great photo of you!” Missy, one of Oscar’s colleagues, told him.  “I always look like some kind of mass murderer in mine.  But you look really great!”

Another colleague agreed, and showed Oscar his driver’s licence.  “I look like the villain out of a James Bond film or something.  But yours looks like you’re a model, or actor, or somethin’.  How’d you get such a great picture?”

As of press time, the attention towards Oscar’s passport has forced him to change his plans and continue to kill locally.

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