Overly Optimistic Man Signs Name On Lottery Ticket Before Draw

(Calgary, Alberta) –Seemingly filled with too much optimism, resident Charles Monroe happily signed his name on his lottery ticket for tonight’s Lotto Max draw shortly after buying the ticket.

“Well, you never know who’s going to win, so it might as well be me.  That’s why I write my name on them immediately after I get them.  So they’re all ready, and I don’t have to worry about all that in the frenzy after winning.”

Charles, who apparently has no idea how astronomical the odds of winning are, then happily folded the ticket and tucked it into his wallet.  Tonight’s jackpot is at an estimate it-doesn’t-matter-you’ll-never-win-it-anyway.

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