(Vancouver, BC) –A spokesperson for the parents of the nation’s children announced today that, despite not having received a thanks, that the children were still “welcome”.
“All those pop culture things you like? Yeah, you’re welcome. Ninja Turtles, Transformers, G.I. Joe, those exist for you to watch because we watched those in the 80s and 90s. Marvel & DC, well, those were more your grandparents, but we still helped by watching the movies when they came out. Obviously, I mean the spider man, batman, and superman movies, as no one watched the Fantastic Four or Captain America ones.”
“My Little Pony. That was us. He-Man. Us. Actually, is He-Man still a thing? Have they rebooted him yet? Regardless, he’s probably coming back, and so you’re welcome. Barbie? That’s older than us as well, but we kept it going for you. You’re welcome. Bratz. That’s all you. Those things look awful. Doctor Who? That was us, and our parents before us. Lego? That was us. Shitty Lego that only requires 3 pieces to build something, that’s you guys.”
“Thank you, you’re welcome, and stop ruining the awesome stuff we had.”