(Los Angeles, CA) –Readers, yesterday I was skimming the news sites and I came across several stories about how Lucasfilm had announced that they were going to be making and releasing a Han Solo movie in 2018.
Now, automatically, people are talking about white, male actors to fill this role, but I ask why? Why does Han Solo need to be a white, male? Could this “younger Han Solo” not be an elderly, Asian female? Why does the character even need to be human? Couldn’t Andy Serkis do the motion capture for Han Solo as a Noghri, or Muun?
Even if you absolutely have to use Chris Pratt, why not make Han Solo a Chiss, and paint Chris blue? I mean, I can’t be the first person to think of this? Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Chiss Pratt.
Hmm. On second thoughts, Chiss Pratt is too good for Han Solo. Let’s make him Thrawn!