“Christian” Confuses Being A Whiny Little Bitch With Having Convictions

(Calgary, AB) –A local whiny little bitch is reportedly refusing to drive a bus with advertising on it, despite the fact that driving buses with advertising on them is literally his job, and the fact that he has not actually been asked to drive it.

The WLB, who has worked for Calgary Transit for about a year now, is somehow under the impression that being told he is a whiny little bitch is persecution for his beliefs, and not a statement of fact.

The “man” is reportedly uncomfortable driving a rainbow coloured bus, because it advertises Calgary’s Pride week, and driving that bus around town would somehow count as ‘condoning’ that behaviour in the exact same way that the c-train driver with a train advertising the new Mazda MX-5 is an avid Mazda enthusiast.

We spoke to a driver on another route.

“Oh, it’s absolutely the case that the drivers endorse the products or services being advertised in and on their buses. It adds a lot of time to turnaround between drivers, but I handpicked every single advertisement on this bus.”

“That’s why there are so many Viagra ones lining the roof back there, and why I’m pushing the Brainasium at the Telus Spark Center on the side. So I can definitely see his point. Do you have a few minutes, and I can tell you all about what’s new at Starbucks?”


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National Post


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