(Edmonton, AB) –Sealion News’ crack investigative reporting team has uncovered compelling evidence linking Premier Rachel Notley to a conspiracy to drop oil prices and gain power in Alberta.
The evidence, attached below, is an email chain dated in July of 2014, between Notley when she was just an MLA, and the King of Saudi Arabia and details their collusion to increase production and drop oil prices resulting in a recession in Alberta and Notley’s rise to power.
We spoke with Wildrose Party Leader Brian Jean.
“This email is proof of what we’ve been saying all along. A lot of people thought we were bat shit crazy for blaming all of the oil industries problems on Premier Notley after she was elected to power 6 months after the oil price started dropping. But now we see that it was all part of her master plan.”
“This is clearly a woman who despises the oil industry, as we read in the email, and is manipulating events to bring it down.”
However, the leader of the opposition did not have all of the answers. “Frankly, I’m not sure how she could have bullied a member of the Saud family so easily. He does seem to have caved really quickly. I’m not sure how she did that. Oh. Now that’s odd. A small red dot just appeared on your chest.”
We also spoke with a former aide of the Premier’s, who confirmed the authenticity of the emails.
“Oh that’s definitely how she speaks. I always found it a little off putting when she’d end emails with ‘Muahahahahahahaha’ but that’s definitely her. You weren’t followed, were you? Why is there an black SUV outside with 5 aerials on the roof? Oh shit, some guys are getting out. We’ve been made. You were followed you jackass! The one thing I told you not to be!”
See the incriminating evidence below!